TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN CLIMBING BUT AREN'T
10. I'll need plenty of protection for this one.
9. Want to use my rope or yours?
8. Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out.
7. I hate it when my protection fails!
6. That crack is big enough for your whole fist.
5. I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time.
4. Better take a good selection of nuts.
3. I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack.
2. Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you.
and, the number one thing that sounds dirty in climbing but isn't:
1. Wow, what a great crack!
Submitted by Tom Wheeler