10. I'll need plenty of protection for this one.
9. Want to use my rope or yours?
8. Go ahead and tie in while I get my protection out.
7. I hate it when my protection fails!
6. That crack is big enough for your whole fist.
5. I'm getting tired of hanging here, but I want to try it one more time.
4. Better take a good selection of nuts.
3. I wish I hadn't lost that piece of protection in the crack.
2. Make sure you anchor in; I'm a lot heavier than you.
and, the number one thing that sounds dirty in climbing but isn't:
1. Wow, what a great crack!
Submitted by Tom Wheeler

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